October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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Guess what? Someone is a spammer piece of shit! The next person who hacks my Tumblr had better have eaten their Wheaties because I am going to hunt them down and set angry weasels on their naughty bits.
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July 2011
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America's Real Economic Crisis: The Rising Cost of... →
Really? Really, CNBC? Jesus,this just proves the point that Eli was just making about how the Onion is no longer relevant.
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Happy Independence Day! Read Something Free! →
There’s a whole lot of stuff to read on my website that doesn’t involve money:
People Who Should Know Better, a full-length novel!
Cytophagy, a short horror story!
The Doctor’s Harm, an online novel-in-progress!
There are also things you can buy if you are so inclined. It’ll keep me and the kittens fed and out of peoples’ yards for a little while.
Happy 4th!
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More Thank Yous! →
More thanks for the formula and support. Also, a short tale of annoyance.
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Thank You! Thank you! →
Speaking of the kittens, here are some people I’d like to thank! I can’t believe I forgot to cross post this.
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Google+
So I’m on Google+ now. So far I like it, though I wish I could get some invites so I could get a couple more of my friends on it. I think when they open it up to more people it will be really cool.
One major reason I like it, and I know it makes me sound like a total bitch, is because the people who will be on it are the people I can be myself around. On FB I take a second to think to...
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June 2011
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More Sad Kitten News →
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Sad Kitten News →
I’m very sorry to say that Skittles didn’t make it.
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New Blog!
Hello there, everyone! I’m just letting you all know that the kittens have their very own blog now. It’s where I’m going to be posting all the updates and pictures, so please follow them over there if you would. I’ll link to the posts here, but this way all the stuff about them is in the same place.
http://caesarskittens.tumblr.com
<3s!
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To quote Myq Kaplan
Bigotry is getting so confusing these days. Like it used to make, at least, logical sense. It was never ethical, but like back when the issue was interracial marriage, people were like, “Don’t let the black people marry us! Don’t let them marry us. Make them marry each other, only.” Today with gay people, they’re like, “Don’t let them marry each other! Make ‘em marry…us? I guess? Maybe make ‘em...
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Strong Women
The previous post inspired me to write this. :D
Ladies! You don’t have to wear engineer boots and have a rooster-cut to prove you’re a strong woman. You don’t have to be Lara Croft or never cry or drink whiskey or whatever the media and movies would have us believe a strong woman is supposed to do.
Strong women can like pink and lace and ponies too! Wearing girly vintage...
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Many, Many Thanks
Wow. Last night I asked for help taking care of the kittens that were delivered via unplanned c-section at my work.
Asking for help has always been hard for me. Last year a neurological disorder robbed me of the majority of use of my dominant arm, and although it was a valid medical problem I couldn’t ask my coworkers to assist me with lifting and carrying. I’ve always been told you...
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Amish Man Arrested For Sexting 12-Year-Old Girl →
No, folks, you’re NOT reading an article from The Onion.
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Ranking the Cost of Ancient Roman Sex Acts →
This is awesome. I’m down for Lucky XIII.
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Caesar's Kittens
There are many things in life that don’t go as planned. One is anything to do with animals. The other is illness. Put the two together and you have all the ingredients for a panic attack, an ulcer and an inability to envision anything but the worst.
I have five tiny kittens living in my bathroom. Their names are Sweet Pea, Pickle, Skittles, Melon and Chiclet. They were born on Friday, June...
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Deep Fried Kool-Aid Balls →
WHAT. Too much, people. Too much.
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So I Found An Orphaned Kitten, Now What? (Part...
Well, now that we’ve figured out how old your kittens are we need to figure out what you’re going to feed them.
From birth to about 4 weeks of age, you’re going to be feeding them a milk replacer. The most popular/most used brand is KMR by PetAg and many vets and shelters recommend it. There are several other brands on the market that are comparable, but the most important thing...
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Awake - A Young Adult Anthology About LGBTQ Teens →
This looks to be a wonderful anthology, I’m looking forward to buying it. Hopefully I can find an ebook that’s not for Kindle. Proceeds benefit the Trevor Project, an organization dedicated to ending suicide among LGBTQ youth.
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So I Found An Orphaned Kitten, Now What? (Part...
Well, looks like SOMEONE has been in the bushes again. Or under the house. In either case, you’ve now got yourself a tiny handful of “OH GOD SO HUNGRY” and may not know what to do with it.
First things first: you’re going to want to know how old it is. Are its eyes and/or ears open? Does it have any teeth? Is there still an umbilical cord attached? These are important...
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