Geekerella Alert

Welcome to the shallow end of my stream of consciousness. I like to think of it as Chex Mix with an extra-large helping of geek. Yeah, I'm a loser.
*look of alarm*
Thank you, K-Mart, for helping teenage sluts everywhere give mixed messages to the guys staring at their asses. Specifically “please look at the firm, round cheeks of my ass clutching at this thin cotton material and know that I’m totally not going to let you touch them until you give DeBeers its pound of flesh.”
It is no wonder I am almost thirty and have already been divorced.

*look of alarm*

Thank you, K-Mart, for helping teenage sluts everywhere give mixed messages to the guys staring at their asses. Specifically “please look at the firm, round cheeks of my ass clutching at this thin cotton material and know that I’m totally not going to let you touch them until you give DeBeers its pound of flesh.”

It is no wonder I am almost thirty and have already been divorced.