The best part: When traffic slows to a crawl, the mouth opens wide, releasing a street team of “alien” tranny hookers* on skateboards to distribute Meet Dave promotional materials to idling motorists. Sure, sometimes the spectacle exacerbates highway congestion, but it’s really raising awareness for Murphy’s latest summer joy-ride.
[* Yup, a tranny hooker joke. We “go there” because we’re “not particularly creative.”]
Wow.