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America's Real Economic Crisis: The Rising Cost of Bacon
Really? Really, CNBC? Jesus,this just proves the point that Eli was just making about how the Onion is no longer relevant.
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Amish Man Arrested For Sexting 12-Year-Old Girl
No, folks, you’re NOT reading an article from The Onion.
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Ranking the Cost of Ancient Roman Sex Acts
This is awesome. I’m down for Lucky XIII.
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Facebook Party Gets Out Of Control After German Girl Forgets Privacy Setting
The most worrisome thing about this to me is that the cops in Germany have Mercedes for patrol cars.
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Murder Most Academic
Guy was diagnosed as being a violent psychopath, had over 15 years worth of history of violent behavior, told his shrink he wanted to be a serial killer better than Jack the Ripper and still he was admitted to a doctoral program in homicide studies. And then he killed and ate three women, claims he killed others.
That’s nice work, boys.
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