Really? Really, CNBC? Jesus,this just proves the point that Eli was just making about how the Onion is no longer relevant.

No, folks, you’re NOT reading an article from The Onion.

At which point did he stop saying hilariously awkward things and graduate to completely batshit crazy things?

Mmmm! Summertime fresh!

Somehow I feel dirty just looking at this.

(via spitecho)

In Buddhism, Mara is the demon that tempted Gautama Buddha by trying to seduce him with the vision of beautiful women and the term has come to mean any of the numerous demons that plague humans. Mara are considered the personification of temptation and distracts humans from enlightenment by making the negative seem attractive.

They are often shown with orange or reddish skin, heavy cosmetics, scanty clothing and a sexualized appearance. (See Fig. 1)

Please turn your attention to Fig. 2, which appears to be the female version of some sort of hideous d’bag displaying a horrifying lack of self-awareness and the scourge of the modern social media profile pic, the duckface.

Discuss.